The list

Okay folks. Since I have been married for a while now, I thought it best to bestow some of my "How to Be Happily Married" wisdom on you all. Here is one of those posts. :)

List of things to NEVER ask your husband because you don't really want to know the answer:


1. Do you pee in the bathtub/shower?
2. Did you do anything that would cause that yellow stain which is surrounding our toilet on the floor?
3. Did that waitress look hotter than me?
4. On a scale of 1-10, how good was our sex last night?
5. Was that wet spot on the toilet seat due to you not lifting the seat?
6. Have you ever picked your nose and flung your booger's in the trashcan?
7. Do you pee outside in the backyard?
8. Have you ever picked your nose and eaten your boogers?
9. Have you ever slept with a prostitute?
10. Do you drink out of the milk carton?

To be continued... LOL

NOTE: My husband asked me to write this post. I realize that it is usually not on par with my normal postings, nor things I think about. However, he has NEVER asked me to write anything ever, and he thought this one would be hilarious. Also, please be aware that he thought up almost all of these questions...The only one I contributed to the discussion was #10, because I was quite hilariously shocked to discover the answer to that one. :)